veja_mate ([info]veja_mate) wrote,
@ 2007-01-18 21:43:00
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Current mood: lazy
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Toilet seat covers
Public toilets don't have covers. I always thought that they should have them at least in schools. Some might have heard me speak about this before, but please, those who haven't, this is serious stuff. Why is it so important that school bathrooms have toilet seat covers? Well, toilet seat covers are important. They make the toilet look better, but also, I believe that they could make a great impact on a persons life. the fact that public toilets don't have covers shows us, the public, that we are not cared for. That we are not wanted (its so sad). It makes us feel like we are just there to do our thing as fast as possible and leave. Makes us feel like animals that need to be trained to efficiency.
I also believe that toilet seat covers could save lives. Imagine yourself a high school student with problems and suddenly you get caught and there is no way out (so you think) and you want out so badly, you'd take your own life. Your at school and convinced you want to kill yourself. How would a person kill themselves in a high school? Drown yourself in a toilet! You rush to the bathroom, tears streaming down your face and you see the toilet there in front of you, ugly and cover-less, it only enforces the fact that life is a dreadful, ugly place that is not getting better, so you kill yourself. Now, if there had been a toilet seat cover and the school took good care of it, may be drew a flower, or a smiley face on it, then when you reach the toilet, ready to die and you see this toilet seat cover with this pleasant looking smiley face on it, you think, if a toilet can look as beautiful as that, may be...there is hope for me too. So you sit and cry and cry, till you resolve to change your life for the better and never give up. All because of a toilet seat.
Therefore, everyone, don't take toilet seats lightly and take good care of them, because someday, they might be saving your life.



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[info]tigerpower
2007-01-19 03:00 am UTC (link)
Gosh! I had no idea that all of those horrible things could have been prevented with toilet seats :(

Should we hire people to paint the nice designs on top? Toilet Artists?

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[info]tuesdayschild19
2007-02-27 11:52 pm UTC (link)
oh....my.... I remember this discussion from yeeeears ago... I have a toliet seat cover with a santa on it...he makes me feel like I'm being watched by a pedophile though.....

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[info]morena_evensong
2007-03-28 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I love you. Have I mentioned this before? If I haven't then please keep this in mind, because I think everyone who writes rants about toilet seat covers deserves to be loved and cherished. If only so they can turn around and give more rants about toilet seat covers.

And drink more 1% milk.

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